essential oils
I think there’s a good reason most of us instinctively wipe our hands on our pant legs after we eat potato chips. It’s because we need to replenish the essential oils in the fabric! Just like dogs need the right oils in their food to keep their fur coats shiny, our pants need oil too.
This message has been brought to you by The Little Dictionary of Made-Up Facts. No, it was not solely intended to break up the overly political tone set by the previous post…