I remember a series of Folger’s commercials a while back where they showed people working in a cube farm, drinking coffee, set to music like you’d hear played at the olympic games. The announcer billed them as “coffee achievers!”
After spending nine hours sitting (and sometimes sleeping and/or drooling on myself) in an ambulance at last night’s SWAT team standby, I arrived at work this morning primed to be such an achiever. Two giant cups of Folger’s later, I think I’ve hit the mark.
Spending extended periods of time in an ambulance, not doing anything, is sort of like taking an international flight in “steerage” class. You have about a 4-square-foot area in which to find the least-uncomfortable position and try not to go stir-crazy. Barry, my partner and the driver for the call, performed admirably in this endeavor – despite having to contend with pedals and a steering wheel invading his similarly-sized alloted space.
I eventually caved and flopped down on the gurney in the back, enjoying brief bouts of unconsciousness interrupted by the groan of the idling diesel and the occasional bark of one of the K-9 units’ German Shepards.
The SWAT team members mostly walk around and get in and out of their cars. It’s definitely not like you see in the movies or on any of TV’s cop dramas. Eventually, they convinced the guy to come out peaceful-like, and we all got to go home.
As far as I’m concerned, mission accomplished.