Whitney Matheson had a witty (albeit not terribly interesting) piece in USA Today about the things she decidedly won’t be doing during her upcoming summer vacation. But since my “summer vacation” (read: 2-week inter-job interruption in employment) is already over, I figured I’d let y’all in on How I will/won’t be spending the rest of my summer…
- Like Whitney, I won’t be reading Rosie O’Donnell’s weblog. While Whitney doesn’t like Rosie’s apparent abandonment of grammar, spelling and punctuation, I just don’t like Rosie. She’s a naive, leftist hypocrite who seems to believe that all the world’s problems can be solved by eliminating guns, putting everyone on welfare and abandoning the concept of personal responsibility. Meanwhile, she cries wolf if anyone points out her armed bodyguards or her failed [attempts at] logic. Aside from this, I think slapping uninspired poetry-like attempts at pseudothought on a weblog in order to appear artsy and sophisticated is actually tacky and tasteless. If you want to read writing from a lefty that’s actually good, go check out Noah Grey.
- In keeping with the spirit of the previous item, I will be firing many guns. Dad and I both felt the time-crunch last fall as hunting season rapidly approached and we scrambled to the range during lunchbreaks to sight in our contenders. This year, we’re set up to practice just about every week between now and opening day – so whitetails of Bolivar beware!
- As I hinted at in a previous entry, I won’t be letting dust settle on my mountain bike. In the past couple of weeks, I’ve re-discovered mountain biking and it’s been a blast. Yesterday, I went out for another fantastic off-road jaunt – this time with both Jason and my brother Andy. My ass is much happier today, since last week’s experience taught me the importance of getting off the bike’s saddle! Either way, though, I still want a Thudbuster.
- I do not plan to remain in my apartment. Yup – we’re house shopping. Still. Fortunately, Kelly and I are patient people. In the months since our informal home search started, I’ve developed a kickass spreadsheet that can calculate every little facet of my finances. Drop in salary, expenses, mortgage parameters, real estate taxes and down payment…and it tells me how much I’ll have left each paycheck to put towards a lawn mower and a new couch! Today will not include a break from the search – I’m headed off to an open-house (my third home visit this week) after I finish this entry, camera in hand.
- Finally, as this summer progresses, I will not settle for ordinary. I will not fall into the trap of accepting the expected. I will innovate, create and dream big. I will be pushing the boundaries of the life I’ve set up, and learning where I need improvement. Some of the things I’ll be doing are visible on the horizon – or closer – and others are still below the shimmering mirage at the boundary between land and sky. But regardless of what I encounter or endeavor, I know this: It’s going to be a fantastic trip.