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Doc Obvious:

Apparently, there is an inexcusable oversight in this article. This fine young man’s loyalty is being heavily abused by his colleagues, leading to his foul actions. Since he is the kind of person who “does what someone tells him to”, the girl is the real culprit. She should have simply told him “stop robbing me”. It is a shame to see our youth going to such great lengths to ruin the reputation of upstanding fine young adults who are simply trying to show loyalty and uphold values.
A man being jailed for robbing a lemonade stand.

wow.
If she had it to do over again, I’m sure she would have pulled out her Glock 19 and just shot him. Now THAT would make the papers.